yes, this is a pic of me btw
published: 2.14.24
by ziggy
yo.
i know what you’re thinking. “what in the heck is this website that i willingly looked up myself ? and who is this strong, beautiful woman with a strong, beautiful mind behind it ?” well, reader, i’m here to answer all of your burning questions.
to answer your first question, this site is “let her news,” obviously.
let her news is a play on the word “newsletter” get it ? news … let … er. do you see my vision ? this idea started as a weekly newsletter. however, i had to have the newsletter link to something — a satirical beauty and lifestyle blog that’s updated weekly perhaps ? do you see my vis- never mind. think of it as sex and the city … without the sex because unlike carrie bradshaw, i actually care about my digital footprint.
i have always been passionate about the world of beauty ever since i did a presentation on the inventor of the hair brush when i was 7 years old. (lyda newman btw and no i didn't just google that right now. okay, so what if i did ?) i remember reading cosmopolitan snapchat articles during lunch everyday in high school with my screen brightness all the way down because they would talk about some spicy topics sometimes. not me though, ya’ll stay safe. i’m trying to get into writing more. my sister told me i should be a writer when i was 9 years old as i read her my apology letter to the principle for using an academic site as a chat room with my classmates. i responded with "i can't. i have bad handwriting.”
if you’re curious about the way i write my articles (all lowercase followed by a space in between the last word and when there’s an exclamation or question mark), i want this space to feel like you’re my bff and i’m texting you :) or like you’re reading a realllly long tweet. supes cash (super casual). it’s just my brand so, like, get used to it.
so here’s the deal. i’m going to write some mind blowing, show stopping article(s) every week, send subscribers (hopefully you, reader) an email letting readers (hopefully you, again) know there’s a new article(s), and then teen vogue will buy us out and everyone will be happy and there will be no war or pain or sadness in the world.
this idea came to me in a dream btw.
to answer your second question, my name is ziggy !
well it’s actually not. i’ve decided to stay anonymous throughout this journey. i hope you can understand. i was hoping this would make you more comfortable reaching out to me and help me be the most authentic i can be.
here’s some facts about me:
1. i love my bed
2. i hate when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me
3. i listen to the same songs over and over again
4. i’m a very emotional person
5. i think strawberries have pretty privilege
6. i can’t decide if ladybugs or caterpillars are my favorite bug
7. i sweat a lot. i’m a very perspirant woman
8. i’ll say it … pizza is not my favorite food
9. i love shitty pizza
10. i think if your gathering has a charcuterie board, it’s destined to be a great time
i know what you’re thinking. “what in the heck is this website that i willingly looked up myself ? and who is this strong, beautiful woman with a strong, beautiful mind behind it ?” well, reader, i’m here to answer all of your burning questions.
to answer your first question, this site is “let her news,” obviously.
let her news is a play on the word “newsletter” get it ? news … let … er. do you see my vision ? this idea started as a weekly newsletter. however, i had to have the newsletter link to something — a satirical beauty and lifestyle blog that’s updated weekly perhaps ? do you see my vis- never mind. think of it as sex and the city … without the sex because unlike carrie bradshaw, i actually care about my digital footprint.
i have always been passionate about the world of beauty ever since i did a presentation on the inventor of the hair brush when i was 7 years old. (lyda newman btw and no i didn't just google that right now. okay, so what if i did ?) i remember reading cosmopolitan snapchat articles during lunch everyday in high school with my screen brightness all the way down because they would talk about some spicy topics sometimes. not me though, ya’ll stay safe. i’m trying to get into writing more. my sister told me i should be a writer when i was 9 years old as i read her my apology letter to the principle for using an academic site as a chat room with my classmates. i responded with "i can't. i have bad handwriting.”
if you’re curious about the way i write my articles (all lowercase followed by a space in between the last word and when there’s an exclamation or question mark), i want this space to feel like you’re my bff and i’m texting you :) or like you’re reading a realllly long tweet. supes cash (super casual). it’s just my brand so, like, get used to it.
so here’s the deal. i’m going to write some mind blowing, show stopping article(s) every week, send subscribers (hopefully you, reader) an email letting readers (hopefully you, again) know there’s a new article(s), and then teen vogue will buy us out and everyone will be happy and there will be no war or pain or sadness in the world.
this idea came to me in a dream btw.
to answer your second question, my name is ziggy !
well it’s actually not. i’ve decided to stay anonymous throughout this journey. i hope you can understand. i was hoping this would make you more comfortable reaching out to me and help me be the most authentic i can be.
here’s some facts about me:
1. i love my bed
2. i hate when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me
3. i listen to the same songs over and over again
4. i’m a very emotional person
5. i think strawberries have pretty privilege
6. i can’t decide if ladybugs or caterpillars are my favorite bug
7. i sweat a lot. i’m a very perspirant woman
8. i’ll say it … pizza is not my favorite food
9. i love shitty pizza
10. i think if your gathering has a charcuterie board, it’s destined to be a great time
11. i hum when i’m in loud places hoping no one can hear me
12. i gag when i take any pill
13. i think anything that isn't water shouldn't be allowed to be 0 calories
14. i flex my muscles all over my body every waking minute. my body does not know relaxation in a waking state
15. when i microwave something, its always at a specific number like 57 seconds and not 1 minute.
16. my favorite pair of socks stop right above the ankle. they are the perfect length and i want more like them.
17. i love fresh laundry because i get to wear my favorite clothes again
18. i get a lot of pointless emails that i’ve tried unsubscribing to but wont let me
19. my favorite movie genre is psychological thrillers
20. i put a space in between the last word and the punctuation mark (only if its ! or ?) !
12. i gag when i take any pill
13. i think anything that isn't water shouldn't be allowed to be 0 calories
14. i flex my muscles all over my body every waking minute. my body does not know relaxation in a waking state
15. when i microwave something, its always at a specific number like 57 seconds and not 1 minute.
16. my favorite pair of socks stop right above the ankle. they are the perfect length and i want more like them.
17. i love fresh laundry because i get to wear my favorite clothes again
18. i get a lot of pointless emails that i’ve tried unsubscribing to but wont let me
19. my favorite movie genre is psychological thrillers
20. i put a space in between the last word and the punctuation mark (only if its ! or ?) !
22. i like my bananas not super ripe. i like when they are green
23. warm chocolate and cold water is the best combination
24. almond milk is better than all the other milks. It has to be the 60 cal one though. the higher one is too sweet and the lower one is too bland
25. i like my sandwiches cut down the middle horizontally
26. i type in all lowercase letters for the aesthetic
27. i like gala apples but honestly haven’t tried another kind
28. i don’t like sprinkles
29. i am addicted to the internet in a way where i can monetize off of my addiction (i think i was meant to minor in marketing)
30. i like when people complain
31. i love coming of age stories
23. warm chocolate and cold water is the best combination
24. almond milk is better than all the other milks. It has to be the 60 cal one though. the higher one is too sweet and the lower one is too bland
25. i like my sandwiches cut down the middle horizontally
26. i type in all lowercase letters for the aesthetic
27. i like gala apples but honestly haven’t tried another kind
28. i don’t like sprinkles
29. i am addicted to the internet in a way where i can monetize off of my addiction (i think i was meant to minor in marketing)
30. i like when people complain
31. i love coming of age stories
33. i like when people show me that they use their gifts
34. i need subtitles on videos i watch
35. i love unsweetened applesauce
36. my jaw locks often and i have to massage it
37. i clench my jaw so much sometimes i get headaches
38. i love windows
39. i love white wine
40. my favorite writer is issa rae
41. i close my eyes before i turn off a light bc i don't like when my eyes adjust if i don't
42. i hate true crime
43. my favorite movie was Ghostbusters when i was little because i had a crush on bill murray solely because he was funny
44. and finally – this is my favorite picture ever. RIP ponsuke
tysm for reading all about me ^-^ have you fallen in love with me yet ? i think i’m ready to meet your parents now.
i’m so interesting and quirky right ? i’m sure you are too don’t even sweat it.
i’m so interesting and quirky right ? i’m sure you are too don’t even sweat it.
i’ll c u next week <3
ziggy
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ziggy
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